“Let me fix you a Martini that’s pure magic. It may not make life’s problems disappear, but it’ll certainly reduce their size.”

Some Came Running, 1959
Frank Sinatra/Dean Martin

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“Happiness is a dry martini and a good woman… Or a bad woman.”

George Burns

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“I love to drink Martinis
Two at the very most
Three I’m under the table
Four I’m under the host”

Dorothy Parker

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“Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.”

Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
“Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.”

His reply
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