“Let me fix you a Martini that’s pure magic. It may not make life’s problems disappear, but it’ll certainly reduce their size.”

Some Came Running, 1959
Frank Sinatra/Dean Martin


“Happiness is a dry martini and a good woman… Or a bad woman.”

George Burns


“I love to drink Martinis
Two at the very most
Three I’m under the table
Four I’m under the host”

Dorothy Parker


“Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.”

Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
“Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.”

His reply